Words that ought to be in the dictionary, ’08 edition
aniston verb the inability to just let it go already: Twelve years after the championship game, Roger still anistoned that untimely fumble.
blagojevich noun 1. one who commits a crime with comic ineptness: That blagojevich robbed a bank without a mask—or a gun! 2. a grown man who wears a marmot upon his head.
bush verb to long achingly for someone’s departure: After finding half a pizza in the crack of our sofa, my wife began bushing about my couch-crashing best friend.
cheney noun 1. a creature, rarely seen in public, possibly mythical, believed to feed exclusively upon kitty-cats and the souls of orphans. 2. one who successfully hunts the most dangerous game of all—man!
dow verb to decline so rapidly as to force the monocles of heretofore wealthy tycoons to pop from their eye sockets.
jackman noun a genre of screenwriting wherein the plot is meticulously constructed to maximize shirt removal. syn. mcconaughey.
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